Jason Worrell

"I sometimes think about these wings when I want to speed things up in bed with my wife"

"There's a secret door to get to upstairs. Have you found it yet?"

"Don't try the Pilsbury Dough Boy. Josh K roofied it and then banged my ass"

"Best Reuben I've ever had. The corned beef, the bread, everything! I've eaten a ton of Reubens so I would know. They don't call me The Great Reubenski on facebook for nothing!"

"Best Reuben I have ever had! The corned beef, the bread, everything! It was perfect, and they don't call me The Great Reubinski"

"All I got was an iced coffee that was sweetened. Somehow they screwed it up. There also appears to be no bathroom. Has to be the worst starbucks ever!"