The Party

"A wonderful late night experience!"

"This place is awesome! Bring the family! I mean, the ENTIRE family! If you don't, then who are all of the kids from the other families going to play with? Don't be a party pooper."

"During happy hour, you can get an extra 20% off your meal if you tell the bartender to "Feel my left breast" then *wink*. They'll know what you're talking about."

"I dated a girl from Payson once and always wondered why she was weird. Eating here, I now have a better understanding."

"They don't allow body shots up on the bar. Don't try to sneak one either, they watch pretty closely."

"Skinny dipping is not allowed, even if you hit on the front desk woman."