Randolph Branch

"Don't alter your perscription for children's cough syrup with codine in order to get a little extra by making 4 oz in 14oz. The pharmacists are smart enough to pick up on this and call the Police!"

"Does anyone know if UPS has a drop box around here?"

"Apparently when you are standing in pottery barn, you are a little too far away to get points for your checkin..."

"Nancy is the top hairdresser in the place. If she's not working you might as well forget it!"

"Watch out for the no bake cookies, they taste a bit stale. Are those tootsie rolls or little logs in there?"

"Someone put a fence up to keep people off of the hill. This really screws up my training program of running the hill and doing pushups at the top and crunches at the bottom."