Matt Carmody

"To those of you that like to stand with your knees pressed against the baggage carousel...pro tip: take 3 steps back so i can get my bag withoutputting my laptop case into your kidney."

"Skip the coffee people after the e gate security line. There are smaller and usually less busy ones in both directions a few hundred feet away right next to the gates"

"Don't miss your train while staring at your phone. The stone benches will give you piles."

"The airport is small enough that virtually everyone gets profiled. Think "small town inferiority complex" meets "TSA position of authority.""

"If you leave your toiletry kit at home, you can get all the basics and more next door at Rudy's"

"Hang 70 on the huskies!"