Niall Goulding

"lgbtq friendly!"

"Where does the screaming from. Oh god please stop the screaming."

"The chips here might be the tastiest I've ever eaten! If nothing else get those. Superbly crunchy on the outside and fluffy in the inside. We had salt & vinegar. Exactly what pub food should be. 👌"

"Another stone age food vender that doesn't accept cards! What year is it again?"

"If there's long queues for tickets in the morning try the ticket machine round the back of the station building behind the café."

"We have a video phone entry system. We are watching you."