Lions

"Here's a tip, this place is fucking awesome."

"Better off getting a padlock, not only do you have to compete with super cool bros, but low level thieves."

"Food is good, burgers are great. But, who comes an Irish pub for food? Drink whiskey and be reckless."

"Breakfast and bloodies every time I come to town. It's a must here on Sunday with a hangover."

"Use the bathroom across the hall from the main entrance... Cleanliness is not an adjective I would use with the gym's locker room"

"Since Micky left no need to double check your tab for phantom charges. Bitch"