Jonny Hammersticks

"Honesty is always the best policy. Be up front about any physical or liquid damage and take personal ownership over issues relating to your device. It goes along way here."

"They've got death star?!?!?!"

"The construction of the ultimate nerd hideout is almost complete. Soon douche bags from all over will feel the wrath of geeks that grew up on nes and Saturday morning xmen cartoons. You've been warned"