John Anderson

"Don't be fooled by the kind, polite, and helpful leasing staff. Once you've signed on the dotted line, prepare for headache after headache throughout your lease."

"Help your international non-profit! Buy some ridiculously cheap furniture, and then wash it down with meatballs!"

"Pint Night on Thursday! Order the beer of the week, and a half-price chips and queso... $8 and a free mug!"

"It's cheap, but that's about all it has going for it. And forget the sign saying "Free High Speed"... you'd be lucky to beat Dial-up using their WiFi connection."