"The best pizza in Forest Hills! Try the white pizza with tomato."
Pizza
· Pittsburgh, United States
"CYA! This street is RAPE central, Pgh!"
Travel and Transportation
· Pittsburgh, United States
"My eyes are always bigger than my stomach. There's no shame in leaving room for dessert... or another round."
Sandwich Spot
· Cranberry Township, United States
8.1"Better get a wrist brace, Slappy!"
Conference Room
· Imaginary Land, United States
"avoid the men's room from 2am-3:30am on Tuesdays and Thursdays... or don't if you're into that."
Home (private)
· Pittsburgh, United States
"Sometimes in life you have to make choices: "press next" or "cancel.""
Office
· Cranberry Township, United States