Claire

"A pint of beer and a lemon, lime and bitters is $20??!!!?! We won't be back."

"Make a booking if you're coming for lunch on the weekend - otherwise the queueing is slow and inefficient."

"Roll trolley recently reconfigured so it's hard to see if they're putting patr on your salad roll (after you specially asked for no paté.) CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

"If you joined online, you may be able to skip part of the card issuing queue...keep an eye our for a staff member to direct you to the front of the queue."

"If you joined online, don't forget to pick up your membership card before you start shopping!"

"Check out the toilets, they are the best part!"