Hans Grüber

"Albacore and salmon fish and chips. Nuff said."

"The chappy roll is da bomb. Couple it with a black butte porter. Awesome."

"Eggnog lattes are back, mofos!"

"Go get pineapple whips for the whole family and then have a minor mental breakdown when you discover that your whole family already is enjoying their own delicious pineapple whips."

"Allies is dumb."