Greg Rohall

"The Jamaican guy is too much in my face! Does anyone else feel this way?"

"I like to doctor up the seafood noodle soup with a couple dashes of fish sauce and a small spoon of hot chili oil."

"Hey! They finally got the smoke detectors to stop chirping."

"I've got to remember to bring them three 9 volt batteries for their smoke detectors. I can't believe the constant chirping isn't driving them crazy it drives me crazy!!!"

"They have the special Iraqui bread here all the time now, and it's very good!"

"You can order the special Iraqi bread... but they never have it."