Glen Sanger

"The lingo to know: if you say reduced fat plain, you get the 75% fat. If you say plain light, you get 50% fat. If you want a light amount, say 'not much'"

"Tasty, but left my lower intestine ravaged."

"Sunbelt salad is an amazing off-menu item for comparitively cheap"

"Btw @audiobrad it's bacon made from turkey, not turkey and bacon"

"Lox and Bagel is the best food on the menu. Smoked salmon with cream cheese and veggies. Protip: good on cheese and wheat bagels. Try adding cucumbers or lettuce, and bundle w/ a mudslide cookie"

"The secret drink for sweet lovers is the Frozen Cookies and Cream. Off-menu special mixes in half a mudslide cookie. Available as a frozen coffee drink too."