John [FAME INSIDIOUS] Pattison

"DR PRICOLO is the best surgeon!"

"Luigi is a very cool guy if you get to know him. Making in fun of someone's disability is cowardly and immature. Luigi is the king of the mall!"

"No one does a better hat business than the owner Sunny! He's got the best fitted hats in town"

"Beth who works at auntie anne's is like fuckin hitler. I asked for an extra cheese dip out of curtsy since those containers hold more than a teaspoon. She doesn't know customer service and was bitch"