David Wallace

"I travel all over the south and this was the worst meal I have ever been served. How can half my food be burnt and the rest be ice cold. TERRIBLE!"

"Waited ten minutes to get waited on before someone told me you had to order at the counter! You seen me sit down! You could have said something."

"OMG. Could they be any slower? This better be good."

"This is the first place I have ever seen a bologna sandwich on the menu."