Darryl Hon

"Koten housen tumble fur factory. Bring lint rollers."

"Woot! Johny Rockets and one of only two Bubba Shrimp restaurants in Mexico; unfortunately crazy expensive compared to the usual US prices."

"The only place in Bahia Principie where you can get a decent western style steak: order your filet mignon rare."

"Churros and fajita nights are the best here! Plus you can't beat a champagne breakfast."

"The tapioca dessert is great but the main courses are really just stirfrys' and the decor an inexplicable gibberish mix of Mexico, China, and Japan. Bonus if you can spot the upside-down calligraphy."

"Take local transit to save big bucks from taxis'. Be sure to visit the beach and do wonder further than 5th Ave."