Corey Highland

"To avoid track-marks wear your board shorts without BVD underwear and try to avoid Bubba's horseshoe game... No one ever wins."

"Crinkleman Caverns! A fun adventure for the whole family! Take a trip down the winding tunnels and explore a hidden world filled with wonders and stories that will flood your imagination!"

"I threw-up on Jacob's mattress and I don't feel bad about it."

"Drinking Jake's beer and wearing his city-worker shirts are just some of the perks of this fantastic flop!"

"A bonfire in the back yard is great fun!"

"The pot pie is particularly good!"