"What's good? I love getting my EBT card and going crazy on sweets. I eat it all donuts, Bon bons, ice cream cake, I don't give a fuck! I go back behind dumpsters, puke, and go back for more. Yeah man!"
"You can't go wrong with an antipasta salad and a large pizza. Oh, and our waiter looked like Neil Diamond. Like Neil Diamond right now not 30 years ago."