Adam Zellner

"Beware of Leslie....He's a great guy, but he has a nasty drinking problem and oftentimes will blackout and argue over politics or B16 Ten sports"

"LADIES---Be careful....the dungeon comes equipped with shackles and ball gags....certainly an S&M love palace though"

"Alan lost his shit when he tried the queso dip"

"Order Veal Calabretta and say you know the chef.....its a secret dish that's tastes really good....also comes with complementary diet coke and carvel ice cream cake dessert"

"Little known secret....if you show up late and the Asians are working ask for a Rob special...its a large soft serve chocolate with chocolate sprinkles but they only charge you 30 cents."

"Ask for Ross S at the circulation desk. He knows his Reference Section and how to give a History Lesson"