Audra Pike

"Jane must have a stick up her ass cause to spend two weeks here on our honeymoon was more than exceptional. Forever will we love this place. Fuck you Jane. And you're the mayor...... fuck you"

"Fricking staff is sleeping in cars and tweaked out. Fuck this place"

"The power went out on us our first night at 3am but since we were up at 6am (different the zone) and called by 6:30 6:45 it was back on. All in all not upset. We have a gorgeous condo."

"Don't let Mike Simpson cook your burger. I asked him if he spit in it and he said no but he did... nevermind."

"If you're not a regular I guess your business doesn't mean shit. Been sitting here without being checked on for 30 min nor our tab. Fuck this place. Piflers will always be the spot even though its far"

"Beware the green chili stand. Rude people."