Allison

"New rule: if everyone is studying quietly, take your phone calls outside, dammit."

"Service is pretty slow, and there's never a seat open. This neighborhood needs a better coffee joint."

"The door's not that tricky, guys. Put your hand where the sign that says "place hand here" is, listen for the click, then exit. You're in grad school; it shouldn't be that hard."

"Awesome happy hour, but their well drinks are kind of weak."

"The bison burger is the best! Ask for it if it's not on the menu—sometimes they'll still have it."

"Everyone who works here is great, except I've noticed there's one girl who really slows down the line. She's made me late a couple times. Wish I could figure out her schedule so I knew not to come in!"