Aaron Samuels

"Try ordering a "Collision" - it's a Big Wreck with double-meat and double-cheese ("two Wrecks on one bun")!"

"Pick up some "Spring Shower" donuts/munchkins covered in rainbow nonpareils. Limited time only, I reckon."

""Arriving shortly" for inbound trains means "you've got 10 seconds before the train is here.""