"Don't bother using self check outs. They're about as much use as a handbrake on a rowing boat."
Supermarket
· Catton, United Kingdom
6.2"^^^^^They don't charge for a large after 7pm. Utter bollocks."
Fast Food
· Bishop's Stortford, United Kingdom
5.4"Touching yourself is frowned upon here"
Warehouse or Wholesale Store
· Norwich, United Kingdom
5.3"Look out for Kevo peeping through the curtains"
Home (private)
· United Kingdom
"Try the paint isle if you need paint"
Hardware
· Sprowston, United Kingdom
4.9"Take your balaclava off before entering so as not to upset the staff."
Bank
· Norwich, United Kingdom