Brian Hill

"Pluck you Bella, just because you'll never be old enough to drink, don't take it out on the rest of us!"

"Try to put yourself at least 500 feet from any douchebags; they drink too late and get up screaming with the cocks too somehow"

"A little nicer than most of their hotels. A bit noisy on Burnside even late on an off night. Quirky and not the same fare for eats but all surprises here are pleasant. Explore the 'hood by foot!"

"Dude, where's my car?"

"I want to burn it down in broad daylight"

"Try the dried chipped paint on a bed of molding mildew with a drizzled rusty rainwater."