Guy

"There are four rooms downstairs to eat in, can be hidden if you’ve never been. Go wander!"

"Heating is hit and miss. Mens showers barely stay on. Equipment is old and needs replacing."

"Pretty expensive for what you get"

"Welcoming landlord, excellent food, and really cheap prices!"

"Chocolate cake dry and tasteless, go for the tubbed ice cream instead!"

"Amazing food but the football didn't need to be broadcast so loud that you couldn't hear yourself talk to the person sat next to you."