Carlos SpicyWeiner

"Not really a church so much anymore, as it has become more of a private social club for the local Pharisees."

"The gas might be a little bit old here, just a guess."

"Shit City, U.S.A.!"

"Was this road supposed to go somewhere?"

"Don't be fooled, the roast beef here isn't really meat, unless you consider 'pink slime' meat."

"Look out for flying shot glasses."