Sam Rosenbaum

"Elevator inspection expired over a year ago. If you're looking to get anywhere in a timely manner, don't take it."

"Make sure when you walk in not to talk to ANYONE. Avoid conversation at all costs, especially with the keeper of the house, Kimberly. This is a very strange place."

"The pears are hard but there is grass all over the floor. Sam is the best choice to clean it all up."

"Sitting outside is great. From New Haven area and Pete's can definitely hold a candle to a lot of places there. Chocolate gelato is delishhhhhh"

"When babysitting, make sure that you are sitting on the babies in such a way that still allows them to breathe. Otherwise you will not be paid very well."