Dan Howarth

"Blue Monkey's Guerilla: best damned stout I ever tasted"

"The most incredible selection of real ale my eyes have ever feasted upon. Paradise."

"Remember: pain is weakness leaving the body"

"Awesome sausage sandwiches!"

"Venture into the Aladdin's cave of ale at the back – it's a veritable utopia for folk who enjoy a quality beverage. But try not to take up alcoholism."