Jason Kneen

"Don't rely on them to help out when you have a 5yr old needing the loo urgently. "Hotel clients only". Wankers."

"Look out for the forge sign on the right, if you've reached the pub you've gone too far ;)"

"Nice guys, free fast wifi and awesome massage chairs :)"

"Make sure you use a BIG table if there's only one or two of you. That way those of us with kids and a baby have to cram around a small one with one of us left standing."

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"Great three uk connection here. 8mb/s"