Simon Cousins

"Avoid spare parts & returns dept if you can, as personnel here are consistently surly and rarely motivated to help."

"Ask the Illuminati to make you a coffee. Best in 22nd St!"

"The clothes washers don't use enough water. Add a litre or two during the first part of the cycle."

"Order a Coke. It's made in Mexico!"

"Power on back of privacy screen by toilets opposite C21."

"Sunday service first bus arrives 07:01"