Funny

molly steenson: best place to come after an uncomfortable medical procedure

Team Coco: "Portland’s official nickname, as of 2003, is “The City of Roses” which is much better then their previous nickname “Thorny Bush Township”" - Conan O'Brien

Erik M: If you stand outside and shoot and hit the bullseye you get a $1000 shopping spree

Tyler Stafford: Don't forget your son Kevin at home. He will most likely have to fend off burglars on his own.

General Joswun: If you check in here while you're driving... it may be your last check in