1. Subject
7.7
188 Suffolk St (at Houston), New York, NY
Cocktail Bar · Lower East Side · 51 tips and reviews
Jessica A: Amazing hand crafted and home made cocktails--- without any pretentious mixologists.
Nate Beatty: Local bar with awesome cocktails and a great beer selection. The opposite of pretentious.
Bryan Storti: Everything is great - the atmosphere, the friendly staff and the creative drinks. I recommend the Escape Hatch and the Accidental Tourist!!!!
2. Amélie
8.8
22 W 8th St (btwn 5th Ave & MacDougal St), New York, NY
Wine Bar · Greenwich Village · 142 tips and reviews
Meg Farmer: Very cute French wine bar. Service can be a bit pretentious.
Jasmine 💫: For the pretentious foreigner in everyone, a hole in the wall for good wine and conversation. Recommend the Kunik cheese and chorizo.
Ellis Hamburger: Steak tartare was incredible, cheese selection was great. Had a wonderful time.
3. Paper Coffee
8.7
44 W 29th (btwn 6th Ave & Broadway), New York, NY
Coffee Shop · NoMad · 98 tips and reviews
Billie Gray: Great coffee and beautiful setting, staff were a little pretentious
Sara Ahmed: I highly recommend this place ! They have best macchiato !!!
Maya Mhatre: Love this place! Great decor, lots of space, great place to hang out and work from
Liz Grover: It is cool, but actually it is pretentious in a hipster kind of way.
Nick Donahue: be wary of couch real estate rights. some peeps don't like givin up some space for strangers. give a smile and hope you get lucky...50/50 chance that they're willing to scoot over #pretentious
Jennifer Haack: Just feels pretentious and uber hip. Rooms are super dusty. Won't be staying here again.
5. Gramercy Tavern
9.3
42 E 20th St (btwn Broadway & Park Ave), New York, NY
American Restaurant · Flatiron District · 446 tips and reviews
EchoDA: elegant without being pretentious, you can decide to have a couple of drinks at the bar or sit down for a nice dinner. Very good oysters!
Maria Culbertson: What's good here? Everything. Good, service, ambience. The best in New York without the pretentiousness. There's no way you can eat here and not be happy.
Rachel R: The beef tartare first course is superb. Beautiful restaurant, and they brought out two complimentary desserts at our meal's end.
T-Dog N.: Amazing mixology bartenders without the pretentious mixology vibe. Inexpensive raw bar too! Love it. Great summer spot.
Lauren J: Such a great contradiction to the pretentiousness of The Standard Hotel. Such a great outside area for young people who just want to enjoy a good beer. I would absolutely go back.
Giulia Prati: Chicken sausage and a beer = perfect combination and great atmosphere, more casual and fun compared to the rest of the glitzy options in meat packing
10. Il Tinello
7.3
16 W 56th St, New York, NY
Italian Restaurant · Midtown East · 16 tips and reviews
Tonya Figueroa: Great service, great food without feeling pretentious. I really wanted lobster ravioli and though its not on the menu, the chef made it for me. Amazing.
Ashley Mas: One of my favorite restaurants in NY! Spectacular food, classic old Italian ambiance. Worth the price, but it's not for you if you're looking for something quick and/or quiet (like I said, Italian...)
Alberto: Horrible service...completely ignored after our dinner was served. Took 45 minutes to leaves after we were done
11. Mother's Ruin
8.6
18 Spring St (btwn Mott & Elizabeth St), New York, NY
Cocktail Bar · NoLita · 328 tips and reviews
James J: A less pretentious version of a speakeasy. Solid bar.
Kathy Matthiesen: Amazing cocktails (try the slushy!) A hip, trendy, laid back bar without the pretentious hipsters
Andrea Hong: French onion soup grilled cheese, holy crap. Get the slushies or ask the bartender to make you something with tequila - it will be awesome / you'll stumble out happy.
Santino Sladavic: Even with the long line and pretentious staff the coffee is worth it.
Noah Weiss: If you're looking for pretentious artisanal third wave coffee and espresso, you've found your temple. It's fast service and relatively cheap, too. Get a cortado to stay.
Molly Stoddart: Always perfect coffee. Love the iced coffee with a shot.
14. The Magician
7.1
118 Rivington St (at Essex St), New York, NY
Bar · Lower East Side · 77 tips and reviews
Alison DeBenedictis: Fantastic reprieve from the pretentious LES bars
Joe Gallagher: During the week, this is the most laid-back bars in the LES. The happy hour is fantastic.
Dens: This place was ground zero for the blogger/Gawker scene in 2003-2004 and has always been a big hangout for the early dodgeball.com crowd. My brain is hardwired to use "The Magician" as a test search.
15. Kaffe 1668
8.6
275 Greenwich St (at Murray St), New York, NY
Coffee Shop · Tribeca · 317 tips and reviews
Mish and Rob: It's a bit pretentious, but it smells amazing and the coffees are perfect. We just stopped here for a quick break, so didn't try the wifi.
fra: excellent coffees, fantastic watching them make it in their specialised equipment.
Joe McCann: Wifi Password as of June 2013: ilovesheep